Canada


Sault Saint Marie, Ontario, August 8

Hello from Canada! Officially this time too. But not too far into our northern neighbor, for the weather was horrible today. But before it got too bad, I was able to cross the International Bridge under my own power. The particular border guard on the US side didn't put up much of a fuss, but the customs guy on the Canadian side gave me a stern lecture when he noticed that I took several pictures in front of the Customs Office in Canada. Apparently, you are not supposed to photograph the area for "National Security Reasons!" I nearly laughed in his face, but I didn't want him to confiscate that roll of film so I agreed not to violate national security again, and I was on my way. On my way only another ten miles or so till the thunderstorms came rolling along and I was done for the day. Please wish for better weather in Northern Ontario for me so I can get back to riding! Good night everyone!
-Darren


Blind River, Ontario, August 9

My first full day of riding in Canada has brought me 135 kilometers to the town of Blind River on the North Channel of Lake Huron. Starting out this morning, I thought the weather would be like it has been the past week, and that means poor. However, the clouds lifted by 11, and with the exception of a brief 10 minute thunderstorm I was caught in at 2pm, things were fine weather wise. Road wise, now that's another story. No need to expand on that at this time though.
    So, my brief intro to Canadian life has revealed some subtle and not so subtle differences as compared to the US. Firstly, I'd say overall the folks in Canada seem to be even friendlier to me than in the US; cars stopping to chat and give me apples and peaches, cars pulling way over to give me some room on the road, etc., etc. Yet, I noticed that the urban area of Sault Saint Marie was a little off as compared to a similar American city. Storefronts looked really drab and colorless, and all the signs and advertisements were really chincy and poorly done (sorry Marc, Nathan, and any other natives that I am surely offending). The Sears department store wasn't quite a Sears. I couldn't put my finger on what was wrong with the imposter Sears, but something was. But overall, things looked just looked blah, East Germany'ish to an extant, eh? I'm looking forward to getting close to Toronto on mainland Ontario to see if these characteristics hold.
   Some of the road signs here are an absolute riot! Now I'm figuring that Canada has both English et Francais for official languages. So I assume that all road signs have to be in both languages legally, which makes sense. But what I can only guess is some cost cutting maneuver to only have to make one sign, the transportation folks make these crazy "Classic Concentration" type pictograph signs, such as the one with a paint bucket + gavel + $$$...give up? It means don't throw your paint and other trash on the road or you'll get a fine. There were others too, but I can't recall, so I'll be on the lookout tomorrow for some more.
    Then there's this whole kilometer business. Now they're entitled to have their metric system (even though I thought hearing someone at the gas station ask another how many kilometers per liter they get on the truck was pretty comical!), but use it then! All these advertisements for motels, restaurants, bars, etc. on the way to Blind River used minutes as their distance. 35 minutes to Enis's Restaurant, 33 minutes to Enis's, 18.6 minutes to Enis's. Does everyone obey the speed limit? Clearly not, as 18-wheeler's were breaking the sound barrier as they blew me off the road. Don't they take the hoards of cross-country cyclists into account when they make the signs? 33 minutes usually means 2 hours to me. And no one in the gas stations and shops seems to use kilometers either. When I ask how far a town is, it's always in minutes (I know you share my pet peeve on this one Uncle Al) Anyhow northern neighbors, don't be ashamed of your inferior system, eh? Shout out those crazy kilometers for all to hear, eh?
   I'll get off my soapbox now! Have a great evening everyone, eh?
-Darren
(818) 261-2101 but the phone coverage is patchy in these parts, so fear not if you can't reach me, eh?


Espanola, Ontario, August 10

Never cycle Transcanaddien Route 17.

I'm happy to report that I am off that hellish highway. Two days of it are enough to last a lifetime! For the first time in over a month, I encountered eastbound bike tourers today. I met Sheila and Dave in Spanish, Ontario today upon leaving the town of Blind River. They are both extremely nice folks from Denver who are riding from Washington State to Boston. We rode together on the 17 (strength in numbers) to the town of Massay, where a thunderstorm forced us to seek shelter at the local ice-cream stand. There we met up with a group of 14 Canadian tourers from Quebec who are riding from Vancouver B.C. to Montreal. It was great to chit chat with a large  group of cyclists about our journeys, the unbelievable treachery of Route 17, etc. Once the rain subsided, we ended up all riding together to the town of Espanola. Espanola is at the junction of the 17 and Route 6, which will take Sheila, Dave and I south through the Manitoulin Islands (which divide Lake Huron and the Georgean Bay) where we will take a ferry in the evening that will drop us off in mainland Ontario. It should be a beautiful ride tomorrow, weather permitting.
     Anyhow, that's the scoop for today. Have a great night everyone!
-Darren


Tobermory, Ontario, August 11

Good evening! Today was an absolutely fabulous ride from the town of Espanola, Ontario to Tobermory on the mainland of Ontario's Bruce Peninsula. To get there, we rode route 6 that took us on a hilly but scenic tour of the Mantioulin Islands, the largest freshwater Island chain in the world, which lies in the middle of Lake Huron. It was a 75 mile ride that was blessed with perfect weather; I'd say the best weather on the trip so far. It probably topped out at 80 degrees, but with a great tailwind and wonderful scenery all the way. I was riding with Dave and Sheila for most of the way, and although we got split up 4 hours into it, we met up at the ferry gates (along with the Quebec cycling group, who by the way have a website that follows their trip across Canada, www.increvables.com which if u speak franscais u might wanna check out) and took the two hour ferry from South Baymouth at the Southern tip of the Manitoulins to Tobermory at the Northern tip of the Bruce Peninsula.!
 Since the ferry departed at 6, it afforded us great views of Lake Huron, Fathom Five National Park, and the Bruce Peninsula at sunset.
   Well, the light is fleeting here, and I must hurry to the convenience store to grab dinner. Take care everyone and write or call soon!
-Darren


Owens Sound, Ontario, August 12

Hello everyone! I am currently in Owens Sound, at the conclusion of a 70 mile ride from Tobermory, through the winding windblown hilly hillsides of Route 6. After a wonderful rest stop at Elliot's Grocery halfway into the ride, where I picked up a marvelous assortment of fresh fruits; cherries, oranges, plums, etc., I continued on to Owens Sound, a town of 21,000. I was down with O.P.P (Ontario Provinicial Police of course) and their post in Owens Sound (yeah, they know me from my dealings in Blind River, Ontario where they gave me some quality camping sites) and they pointed me towards the Provincial park, where Dave, Sheila, and I are camping as we speak. It is a town of its own here at the park; bursting with RV's, tents, hooligans, and the like. After cleaning our stanky selves up we set up camp and headed to the downtown scene for some bar hoppin' on a Saturday night (1 bar) and some tasty Chinese grub. Now I have returned to the park, ready to get my slumber for tomorrow's long ride south (where exactly I can't be sure) Anyhow, good night to all and to all a good night!
-Darren


Fergus, Ontario, August 13

Hello all! After a couple cups of coffee to get the cobwebs outta my head after the Molson tour yesterday evening. I said goodbye to Dave & Sheila as they headed east and I took the southern route. It was a planned 135km ride to Guelph, but hillier than I expected so I ended up calling it a day in Fergus, 115km into it. And that is that! I apologize for the short report, but the park I stayed at last night had a collection of pheasants, blackbirds, ducks, gulls, an every other flying noisemaker known to man that started their cackling and crowing before dawn. depriving me of some sleep that I must now make up for. Have a great evening everyone
-Darren

p.s. Shasta shall be conquered, Nathan. The B.C.C. better fix us some good meals too? And tell her to lay off the crack!


St. Catherine's, Ontario, August 14

Just wanted to let everyone know that everything is great, as I am relaxing in St. Catherine's this evening. I shall write tomorrow morning and tell you about the day's events. Have a great night!
-darren

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So today, as in today the 14th, I rode my blue bicycle from Fergus to the town of St. Catherine's. St. Catherine's has been one of the only definite stops on my trip, for my sister's boyfriend's mom lives there and I was invited to spend the evening there.
 The first 25km or so was very nice; but then things got WAY crowded. Into the town of Guelph I pedaled, greeted with 6 lanes of chaos and construction. A decent shoulder though on the 6, so it wasn't that bad. Then to my surprise the 6 merged with the 401 for 5km or so. Now the 401 is a huge 8 lane artery in Ontario that goes to Toronto. Cyclists aren't allowed on it, but I had no choice. 3km into it, O.P.P was on my tail (cops) and pulled me over. Do I have any outstanding warrants? Did I know that cyclists weren't allowed on the 401? Do I have ID on me? So on and so forth...So they ran their background checks on me as I waited on the side of the road, but they were nice enough and proceeded to escort me the remaining 2km back to the 6. Through the town of Hamilton I went, a 300,000 person city that is not a cyclists paradise. To my dismay, the 6 again merged, this time with the forbidden 403. Luckily, no cops were in sight and I managed to avoid any more background checks.
Once I got out of Hamilton, the route was lovely; the remaining 40km were through scenic vineyards on the less traveled route 81. I arrived in St. Catherine's by 6:30, and once there I proceeded to Linda Hunt's home for some great company and a little relief from tent living for a couple days. Linda and her boyfriend Allan cooked a delectable meal of corn, salad, potatoes, and most importantly, a 2 pound steak all to myself, which I quickly devoured and then continued by eating the scraps from their plates like some junkyard dog. Oh how I miss steak on a regular basis! So that's where we stand. As my steak digests I look forward to taking a day off tomorrow to soak in the sights and sounds of St. Catherine's. Good night!
-Darren


Niagara Falls, Ontario, August 15

I'm still spending the night in St. Catherine's, but today I spend most of my day at scenic Niagara Falls, the mother of all tourist venues, the Mecca (& Medina to boot) of every tour bus and umbrella waving tour guide known to man. It is quite beautiful though, with both the American Falls & Horseshoe Falls displaying their awesome power for the thousands of gawkers, myself included, to marvel and click away at.
   I scoped out the Rainbow bridge, where tomorrow I will use it to cross back into America and into New York State. I plan on taking route 20 through most of New York. If anyone has driven Route 20 recently, let me know if u think it is cycle friendly or not.   Anyhow, that's the story. Any NY relatives and friends who want to ride with me for a couple days are welcome. Call me and we'll work it out (ha! yeah right!) Anyhow, I thought I'd extend the offer anyway.
  That's it for tonight. Good night everyone!
-Darren